You know that episode of Seinfeld where George uses a fake picture of his late fiancee, Susan, to get into that club where all those amazingly beautiful women hang out? The picture he takes is of a woman from a magazine ad--a fashion or make-up model of course--and the ladies at the club feel so sorry for him for having lost such a beautiful wife that they accept him into their secret hangout. By the end of the show, he takes the disbelieving Jerry down to the building, which is nothing more than a meat packing warehouse. George, standing amidst hanging carcasses, doesn't know what to think. Only the viewers get to spot, at the very last second, the magazine photo lying on the ground.
This always reminds me of that episode; for some reason I feel hesitant to count on its existence.
That being said, bring on the beautiful women.